Top 5 Reasons Player Agreed To The New NFL CBA Deal
MonkeyPicks: You know how we do it. 5 picks. Never wrong. Lets go.
Reminder: The weekend starts on Thursday night this week – because it’s 4:20 somewhere.
#1 – MO MONEY…It is a benefit, but that ain’t it. But, rhymes with money…4:20, with a doctors permit of course (stern face). 4:20 means smoking pot for all you prudes reading this. BTW – apparently since the CBA has been approved 100% of the NFL has been given medical prescriptions by very reputable doctors across the country.
#2 – Less chance of injury. NOPE. More hits on tap with increased games and teams in the playoffs. So why would they accept this? (wink wink)
#3 – More health benefits for the retired and current players. YEP (wink wink).
#4 – Less punishment for positive tests. YEP (my eye is getting tired…wink wink)
#5 – More Days Off. YEP. Thank goodness Denny’s just extended their GRAND SLAM DEAL. Writing this gave me the munchies….
Tip for the Week – This was just a satire. Or was it…
Disclaimer: Teams with the most points generally win, most of the time. Results may vary. Don’t feed the animals. If you bet based on this…you should be in the Zoo!