I feel like I’ve been a little dishonest with you all. I’ve told you that I’m picking winners every single day, but it’s been more like every other day. And I don’t feel good about that. But sports don’t exist any more and there’s honestly only so much virtual sports and table tennis that I can bet on. So if you want to call me a fraud, fine. I won’t hold it against you. But just remember that four days a week I am winning you money. Think on that before you come at me next time. With all of that said, let’s get back into these sweet, sweet overs in the Madden and NBA 2K sims. I’m taking two in the NFL and one in the NBA today. And, as always, if you bet the under on one of these games and root for these fake teams to not score, you’re a loser.
Pick #1: New Orleans Saints @ Indianapolis Colts OVER 57.5 points (-115)
Pick #2: San Francisco 49ers @ Los Angeles Rams OVER 55.5 points (-115)
Pick #3: Miami Heat @ Washington Wizards OVER 229.5 points (-115)
Throw those three winners in a parlay, and you’re looking at $500 on a $100 bet.