Lamar Jackson had a great night last night. He was tearing it up on the field and couldn’t be stopped from running all over the Cleveland Browns. Then, late in the 4th quarter, Jackson had to rush to the locker room with what the team called “cramps.” Those weren’t cramps, folks. That man had to poop. Just take a look at the video evidence below.
I have so many Lamar Jackson questions.
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) December 15, 2020
1: If you’re cramping you don’t run.
2: if you’re cramping you go with a doc to get an IV.
3: You don’t go to locker room for cramps unless TERRIBLE, so terrible that you CANT RUN! pic.twitter.com/VFb2lH977P
Imagine you’re at work doing your job and some big wig TV director taps into building security cameras that pick you up scurrying to take a dump. Smh pic.twitter.com/O8SQqSuuTf
— Steven Cheah (@StevenCheah) December 15, 2020
Ravens: "Cramps"
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) December 15, 2020
Me: "Poop run" pic.twitter.com/DFIIQLTwZJ
I don’t think anyone has a problem with Jackson having to poop his pants last night. Sure, it was a blast to make the jokes on Twitter last night, but what’s more relatable than being at work and having to drop a giant deuce? The benefit of working in an office is that it’s easier to hide what you’re doing because you don’t have millions of people watching you on Monday Night Football. But even so, everybody poops. It would be easier to just own up to it and be part of the joke instead of still trying to claim that you were cramping up like Jackson has done.
"I didn't pull a Paul Pierce. I was cramping." @Lj_era8
— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) December 15, 2020
???????????? pic.twitter.com/8rvfAY3BFW
????????Yall trippin I definitely wasn’t taking a ???? https://t.co/Tf4zoFpQ15
— Lamar Jackson (@Lj_era8) December 15, 2020
Maybe I’m so convinced it was a poop because I want it to be; I just don’t think people run like that when they’re cramping, so I’m going to continue to believe that was a big ol’ dump Lamar dropped last night mid-game until the day I die. Also, props to Lamar for coming back and leading the Ravens to win that game. Even if he lies about his bowels, I can’t take that away from him.
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