Top 5 Cars of 2020
MonkeyPicks: You know how we do it. 5 picks. Never wrong. Lets go.
Reminder: The weekend starts on Thursday night this week – because new car value drops when you drive off the lot.
Not in rank order or alphabetical order (sometimes I need to point out the obvious).
#1 – Gunther Werks 993 – White
Why: Analog beast. And, didn’t Justin Bieber just come out with a song about driving a stick shift. Listen…I’ll admit it. I’m a Bieber fan…He plays hockey, and has a sick crossover move in basketball.
#2 – Ford F-150 Raptor
Why: Everyone needs to be able to maintain highway speeds while going through a desert road. Practical? Depends on who is chasing you. Just saying.
#3 – Porsche 911 Turbo that has 640 HP
Why: Baller status on the daily. Stop light to stop light aint no one beating me.
#4 – 4×4 Van from U Joint Off Road. Anyone from them…as long as it was all black with black wheels.
Why: When I go on adventures I like to bring friends for snacks and stuff. And, if I have to LAY LOW for a while I might need to be able to bring some stuff with me so I can stay on the lamb longer.
#5 – Rivian RS1 – LOOK IT UP
Why: Some would say because it is electric and good for the planet. NOPE, I say because of TANK MODE. That is right. TANK MODE. If you know you know.
Tip for the Week – Mike Trout was not named after a fish (I watched Nemo and Finding Dory to confirm). Meaning – He really is known because he is a baseball player, but makes more money and makes wicked contact with a baseball.
Disclaimer: Teams with the most points generally win, most of the time. Results may vary. Don’t feed the animals. If you bet based on this…you should be in the Zoo!